the powers of fabulous are on my side

pyrexx:

The product of British private schooling is razor sharp wit.  

(via casgetoutofmyassbutt)

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

(via casgetoutofmyassbutt)

otpswillruinyourlife:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

destiel:

tom-bass:

N…o…..

No…

NO

HA

ALL MY LIFE I DID IT RIGHT

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW 

(via casgetoutofmyassbutt)

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

(via carryonmyavengingtimelord)

aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

(via carryonmyavengingtimelord)

bathuniwegohard:

When I need to reach the word count.

(via roxylaloxy)

lycanandproud:

brodinsons:

when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”

#I’m with Javert on this one

(via geothebio)

perseused:

jeffersonshatt:

can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second

because i just

cannot

sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home

but did you expect anything different with the state of this fandom though

(via rickonstark)

madturbating:

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me

(via doctormossie)

laugh-until-you-drop:

Because someone wanted this rebloggable

(via geothebio)